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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My computer just texted me."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A senior moment.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

That's weird - every time I call the self-help hotline, it goes straight to my voicemail.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"