Phone Lines Pillows

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My computer just texted me."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A senior moment.

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"