Telephones Pillows

"Would you like a little phone sex while you hold?"

'I don't know if the cat is away ot not - I got his answering machine.'

'Who said you could use my phone?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

"Hello. Dial a pizza"

"They're out at they moment, I'm the burglar."

Telephone Reciever In Mouse Hole

Call centre musicians

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Their answering machine wants to talk to our answering machine!'

101 uses of a dead cat: phone.

Dog blocking entrance to phone booth

'Personal call?'

Cat on telephone, to cleaner's surprise.

'I'm afraid you have called the wrong number.' (he has one of those old-fashioned phones with a rotary dials)

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"I'll have my people call your people."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Nuts to you, too."

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'