Cell Phones Pillows

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Danger: Fall Hazard

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

"Yeah, I don't know how people can read a book while they're walking."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Kindly readers, scientific literature has long established that women who spend a lot of time together synchronize their hormonal cycles. I believe I have discovered an analogous phenomenon in men. They too synchronize their cycles. What cycles? Their upgrade cycles! Look carefully, if you will, at the way men who like or work in close quarters seem to develop similar cycles for upgrading phones, televisions and other gadgets. I got a new phone! I got a new butter churn! He's right! Aaaahhh!!!

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Turn off your mobile.'

'I was trying to phone my mother and ended up closing my bank account, taking 15 pictures of my nostrils buying a sheep!'

'Don't answer, Irving! I can't stand people who answer their cell phones in front of me!'

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

How do you like my texting bumper sticker

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Eddie...last call.

'When you hear the prompt to press the pound sign, ignore it and press the hashtag.'

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

Human traffic

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giraffe Selfie