Phone Pillows

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

RAISED BY PHONES

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Text Culture

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

City Marathon.

Giraffe Selfie

Cellphone Islands

Dawing your Cellphone

"Nuts to you, too."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"My computer just texted me."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Selfie World

Today's love

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Soccer kids texting

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'