Phone Gifts

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

RAISED BY PHONES

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

City Marathon.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Cellphone Islands

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Nuts to you, too."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My computer just texted me."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Yes, I'm alone."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."