'Say-you don't suppose she LIVES in there?'
Phoning Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s always on the line? Our collection features playful and thoughtful items inspired by phoning and calling. Whether they’re a business communicator, a casual caller, or just love the humor of phone-related motifs, these products are sure to spark a smile. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts and charming prints, find a perfect gift that makes staying connected even more enjoyable.
'Charlotte is on the phone constantly...but, I don't mind...anything that cuts into her shopping time can't be all bad.'
"I'm trying out a new coping mechanism."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."
'The King of what?'
"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"
"My computer just texted me."
"Yes, I'm alone."
Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
Mr. and Mrs. Angel
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
Time management office worker
A senior moment.
'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
"Hi! I'm on the tree!"
'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'
"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."
Phoning Gifts Collection
Phoning Mugs
Looking for more phone-themed gifts? Explore our collection of mugs where the love of calling is front and center — perfect for everyday use.
Phoning Pillows
Lounge in comfort with pillows featuring clever phone-inspired designs. Check out our collection for relaxed, humorous home accents.
Phoning Prints
Browse our collection of prints that highlight the joy and humor of calling — perfect for decorating any phone lover’s space.
Phoning T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts that celebrate all things phoning — ideal for those who love to wear their communication enthusiasm.