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Phone Calls Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful, witty gift for someone who loves making phone calls? Our collection captures the charm of conversations, whether they're long chats or quick check-ins. Ideal for friends or family who cherish staying connected, these products add a dash of humor to their daily routines. From mugs to art prints, each item celebrates the joy of communication and the special moments we share through calls.
'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'
'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
Dog on the phone.
'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'
"I'm sorry, sir, but you have the wrong number. Yes, I'm sure this is the wrong number. Listen, Mister...have I ever lied to you before?"
'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'
'Walter, the 'Skeptical Enquirer' wants to talk to you.' 'Yeah, RIGHT!'
'She approaching the world record for 'Consecutive Hours on the Phone'.'
'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'
"Hey, is your refrigerator running?" Jake and Billy make their last prank call.
'Can I call you back in ten minutes, my dinner is getting colder...'
"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."
"You've caught me in the middle of something... can I call you back."
"...I'm just going to put you on hold for a moment."
"I can't really talk right now. I'm busy on the phone."
"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."
'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'
'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'
'Hello, Learn Direct, how can I help? Hello, Learn Direct...'
'I'm not here if that's my best friend.'
'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'
...Phone Rage Counselling Clinic, please hold..
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
If it's for me, I'm not here
Well, I should really get ... uh-huh ... yeah ... uh-huh ... Listen, I need to ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... Hey, I gotta ... Uh-huh ... yeah ... uh-huh ...
The bad news is that you kept me on hold for so long that I forgot why I called you people in the first place. But the good news is that I'll have a catchy Muzak version of "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head" stuck in my brain for the next two weeks.
If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
Phone Calls Gifts Collection
Phone Calls Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the art of phone calls, perfect for coffee aficionados and chat enthusiasts alike.
Phone Calls Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows inspired by the joy of phone conversations.
Phone Calls Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the humor and warmth of staying in touch through calls.
Phone Calls T-Shirts
Discover our fun and witty t-shirts that showcase the love of talking and staying connected in style.