Cellphones Pillows

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

"Curse this productive text ..."

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Mom said we need to keep the noise down - she can't even hear herself text.'

"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

'Well, think about it and call me back before the end of the show.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Which way did he go?"

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Cellphone Islands

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Dawing your Cellphone

Klimt Kiss Phones