Smartphone Pillows

Mobile Prison

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Text Culture

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Cellphone Islands

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Dawing your Cellphone

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Shellfie

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."