Smartphone User Pillows

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

The "Trying to unlock phone with mask" dance."

"Brat"

"First it was repetitive stress injury, then carpal tunnel syndrome. Now it's cellphone elbow."

"Looks to me like you have RSI - repetitive selfie injury."

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'

God's Selfie with Earth

"I have an app for that."

'You text too much! Why else would you be seeing messages in the alphabet soup?'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Death stalks an old man

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Man Reading Laptop.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Halloween Selfie

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Family Time

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Grandad Prodigy