Smartphone User Pillows

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

The "Trying to unlock phone with mask" dance."

"Brat"

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

Ernie is using his smartphone to search the net for drinking establishments. I'm not getting any bars.

"First it was repetitive stress injury, then carpal tunnel syndrome. Now it's cellphone elbow."

"Looks to me like you have RSI - repetitive selfie injury."

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'

God's Selfie with Earth

"I have an app for that."

'You text too much! Why else would you be seeing messages in the alphabet soup?'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Death stalks an old man

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Man Reading Laptop.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The Smartass Phone

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Halloween Selfie

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Family Time

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."