Mobile User Pillows

'It's a coaster. I repurposed it.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Digital Fomo!

"Textin’"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Bring out yer books!'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I have an app for that."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Phone Mittens

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

DIY pedicure

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

Why god isn't listening...

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'