Mobile Magic User Pillows

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

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Broomstick crash.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The Frog Prince

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'