Mobile Magic User T-Shirts

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I said slime."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

The Frog Prince

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

All the apps hidden within a phone

Juggler and Illusionist

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'