Mystical Mobile Users T-Shirts

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Nostradamus.

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"I have grave news."

Your Palm

Wiccapedia.

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

I just knew this would be dull.

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Palm Top Readings

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

Plugged In

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

'Want me to share your reading on your social media?'

"It's like texting, but for dead people."