Mystical Mobile Users T-Shirts

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Your future looks charming.'

Nostradamus.

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

Your Palm

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"I have grave news."

Wiccapedia.

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

I just knew this would be dull.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

Plugged In

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Palm Top Readings

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

"It's like texting, but for dead people."