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"That one we fished out of the toilet."

'How fast can you hype?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Better luck next time, kid."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I lost the groove."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Mummy Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

A man playing on an elephant

Snake charming the telephone.

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

Helium Guitar Festival

Tuba Music