Mobile Magician Pillows

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

'How fast can you hype?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Better luck next time, kid."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"I lost the groove."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Mummy Musician

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

Go on! Pick a card.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

This problem began in the 1950's...

A man playing on an elephant

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

Snake charming the telephone.

Helium Guitar Festival

Tuba Music