Mobile Phone User T-Shirts

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'The problem with roaming the plains is the huge roaming charge on my mobile phone...'

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

'I would've texted you back but Whamond drew my hands all wrong.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Text Culture

City Marathon.

"Textin’"

Cellphone Islands

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Dawing your Cellphone

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Soccer kids texting

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Today's love

"I have an app for that."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"Brat"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Books vs mobile phones

Batman - Face ID

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Spam traps on mobiles