Mobile Technology Users T-Shirts

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Digital Fomo!

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Textin’"

Man Reading Laptop.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Technology and literature

"I have an app for that."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Batman - Face ID

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Phone Mittens

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

DIY pedicure

'I'm on the plain.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

Why god isn't listening...