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"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My computer just texted me."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I have an app for that."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

"Brat"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Thermidor Dali

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"