Phone Users Mugs

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My computer just texted me."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"I have an app for that."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Thermidor Dali

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."