"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
Phone Usage Mugs
Start their day with a humorous nod to their digital habits. Our phone usage mugs make a daily routine more fun for anyone who loves their device as much as their morning coffee.
"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."
"How was the gig you went to last night?"
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"
'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'
"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"
"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."
Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.
"Yes, I'm alone."
The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.
"My computer just texted me."
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
Mr. and Mrs. Angel
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."
"Hi! I'm on the tree!"
Pizza Delivery Delays
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"
'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'
"I still maintain an online presence."
"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
Phone Usage Mugs Collection
Phone Usage Pillows
Find playful pillows that showcase our phone obsession. These add personality and humor to any room.
Phone Usage Prints
Browse our prints featuring phone-related humor and artwork. Perfect for decorating a tech-loving space.
Phone Usage T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts with witty phone-themed designs. Wear your digital love proudly, whether out on the town or lounging at home.