Phone Use Mugs

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Textin’"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My computer just texted me."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Time management office worker

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Pizza Delivery Delays