Mobile Wizard Pillows

This problem began in the 1950's...

All the apps hidden within a phone

WiFi Signals

Where was I?

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Dog Walker

Club DJ.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Computer whisperer.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

P.C. in the Stone