Media Wizard Pillows

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

'How fast can you hype?'

Where was I?

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

A Journalist's Weapons

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

Best Special Effects Award

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Club DJ.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Computer whisperer.

Lady of the Remote

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

John Humphreys

The Town Tweeter

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

P.C. in the Stone

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

Social Networks

The director said 'cut'!

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'