Cellphone Wizard Pillows

Silly sausages

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Oymoticons

WiFi Signals

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

All the apps hidden within a phone

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Creative accounting.

Sports Radio in Crisis

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

I love maths.

math faculty

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

Illogic Tree

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

Call Center.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

The Solution!

'Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

The Town Tweeter