Digital Communication Wizard Pillows

"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Oymoticons

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

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"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'