Digital Communication Wizard T-Shirts

"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Oymoticons

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

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