Phone Call Wizard Pillows

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"And to admit defeat, press nine."

Computer help lion.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'The King of what?'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Creative accounting.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

I love maths.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

...the onion rings

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Silly sausages

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"