Phone Call Navigator Pillows

"I have to hang up now. You just walked through the door."

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Homeless count.

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"Oh shut up."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

US Economy Boat.

Low rates!

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Pick a direction.

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

Couple with confusing pamphlets