Smartphone Gifts

Mobile Prison

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

Elfie Stick

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

"Textin’"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Cellphone Islands

Screen Time vs Book Time

Giraffe Selfie

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

City Marathon.

The Modern Novel.

Shellfie

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'