Smart Phones Gifts

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Dawing your Cellphone

City Marathon.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giraffe Selfie

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

The Modern Novel.

Shellfie

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."