Smartphone Users Gifts

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

SKREEECH! I wonder if there's an app to remind you to look both ways when crossing a street.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

Elfie Stick

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Giraffe Selfie

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Textin’"

Man Reading Laptop.

The Modern Novel.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"