Using Smartphones Pillows

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Cellphone Islands

Dawing your Cellphone

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Textin’"

Giraffe Selfie

Digital Fomo!

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

City Marathon.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."