Using Smartphones Pillows

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

Elfie Stick

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

Klimt Kiss Phones

Dawing your Cellphone

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Textin’"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giraffe Selfie

City Marathon.

Cellphone Islands

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

The Modern Novel.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."