Smartphone Usage Pillows

Phone Hypnosis

Taking selfies

Online Dating

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Textin’"

The Modern Novel.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"