Smartphone Apps Pillows

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Text Culture

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'