Phone App Aficionado Pillows

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Today's love

United Church of OMG

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone