App Enthusiasts Pillows

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'