App Lover Pillows

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

'I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything.'

'We come to your planet in search of free apps.'

'It's the new app she installed for when she can't hear her phone at the bottom of her handbag.'

'I'm downloading a free employee evaluation app'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The Selfie

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'