App Lover Mugs

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

'I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything.'

'We come to your planet in search of free apps.'

'It's the new app she installed for when she can't hear her phone at the bottom of her handbag.'

'I'm downloading a free employee evaluation app'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The Selfie

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'