App Enthusiast Pillows

"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

'Why aren't I in school? I have an app that does that for me.'

God's Phone

"We met through a contact tracing app."

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"It's a new app that warns me of anything that has pumpkin spice in it."

"...I guess I'm just a naturally anxious person!"

"My student loan days have begun. I borrowed a dollar, from my dad, to download this great homework helper app."

'Now THAT'S what I call a useful app.'

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

'Brain surgery app.'

'He's perfect. We have loads of the same apps.'

'Your hard work and commitment have been crucial to this company's development, Thompson. Unfortunately, my nephew has just created an app for that.'

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

"Ten minutes on the 'read me a bedtime story app' and then lights out, young man."

The smartphone app learning curve

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Our new digital wallet app is going to revolutionize the way people get robbed."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

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"Don't worry. I think I have an app for that."

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"I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything."

"This isn't going to work out, I'm looking for someone with more apps."

"I found an app that automatically increases the debt ceiling."