App Admirers Pillows

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

If nobody had invented graphics

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

Robot walking pet robot

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."