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Christopher Fry.

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

Robocop and Juliet.

"Bravo!"

Moby Dick

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Knickerless Cage.

Robot walking pet robot

"Happy Birthday!"

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Now in Capulets'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Red hot little combo

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"