Apt-title Admirer Pillows

Very Condensed Books

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moby Dick

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Happy Birthday!"

Red hot little combo

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Christopher Fry.

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Thank God for the flashlight app!

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Housemaid

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

"Belay the search mission. I just realized I have a find my phone app."

Gamblers Anonymous

"If we tell millennials the brain is an app maybe they'll start using it."

"You can show in the awards panel - I'm ready to be lionised."