Acting Admirer Pillows

Charlotte Rampling

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Angelina Jolie

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Javier Bardem

Johnny Depp

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Wotan with eye patch

Juggler and Illusionist

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Knickerless Cage.

George Clooney Machine

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Christopher Nolan caricature

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Tristan and Isolde

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Al Pacino

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Peter Lorre caricature

Tony Robinson

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Roberto Benigni

Ralph Fiennes

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Ronni Ancona.