Classic Play Admirer Pillows

'Now in Capulets'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

'I just want to be entertained.'

"Out damn Spot

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Greek goddess

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

The Great Catsby.

Athena

'IV!'

Christopher Fry.

Invitation

Thomas Hood.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Roman Condom Machine

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

William Shakespeare