App Enthusiast Gifts

"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Why aren't I in school? I have an app that does that for me.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

God's Phone

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"It's a new app that warns me of anything that has pumpkin spice in it."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

'Your hard work and commitment have been crucial to this company's development, Thompson. Unfortunately, my nephew has just created an app for that.'

"Ten minutes on the 'read me a bedtime story app' and then lights out, young man."

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

The smartphone app learning curve

'He's perfect. We have loads of the same apps.'

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

'Brain surgery app.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"...I guess I'm just a naturally anxious person!"

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Now THAT'S what I call a useful app.'

"My student loan days have begun. I borrowed a dollar, from my dad, to download this great homework helper app."

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

"Not tonight, dear - isn't there an app for it?"

"I think I'm addicted to technology. I bought two smartphones so I could get a second opinion."

"I'm with Oober-temp. I do the same job as you for less money. I live nearby so I can get here before you do and your employer gets to feel hip by using a hot new app...sorry, your 'ex-employer'."

"...and it comes with a mime recognition app."

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

Killer App

"Little does he know that I'm using a 'Rolling my Eyes' app."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"I love this new nature app. I programmed our trees to drop all their leaves in the neighbor's yard."