Phone App Enthusiast Gifts

"Everyone relax. I've just downloaded the 'Find-Your-Remote' app."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

God's Phone

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Today's love

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Thermidor Dali

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'zzz sleep.'