Mini App Enthusiasts Gifts

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Bee costume

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Today's love

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"