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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Bee costume

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Today's love

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Go ahead, speak some legal lingo. I want to try out this translation app.'